I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard

Apologies to anyone who finds this offensive, but it was on of the most hilarious pieces of literature ever. Oh man, this is delicious. "The Farmers Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity Ive ever spotted at Farmers Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard."