Ball Games and Butt Cuts

"Finally, Major League Baseball teams start catering to their core crowd: purveyors of the hairstyle known as the Kentucky Waterfall, the 10-90, the Sho-Lo, the Shlong, the Missouri Compromise – the Mullet. The Chicago White Sox are presenting “Mullet Night and Fireworks presented by Great Clips.” Foregoing the usual policy of “business in front, party in the back,” the Sox hope to turn mulletude into an all-out rager. Let your Mississippi Mudflap flow like the majestic wing of Pegasus at US Cellular Field on Friday night. You can even get it trimmed for free (or make a donation to charity) by one of several Great Clips stylists at stations around the park – it’s a significant discount from the $15 (including tip) you usually pay for mullet maintenance."