Wednesday, April 18, 2007

You can build a house, but that doesn't make it a home

TOP 5 REASONS WHY HOUSE OF BLUES SUCKS
(And is a disgrace to the sacred ground that is the blues)

1. 2 ID Checks, pat down and purse check. They practically strip you before you get past the door.

2. No cameras. You pay an inflated ticket prices, but got forbid you try to remember the night. And if they find your camera, they charge you $3 to keep it behind the counter till the concert is over.

3. $5.50 for a can of Bud Light. I can't believe ANYONE has the audacity to charge that much. It's a flat out slap in the face to mark up drinks 400%.

4. Employees are kinda dicks...."Can't stand here!!!!" And too many VIP sections. FU elitists. That's not what music is about to me.

5. House of blues, w/ tonight's special guest, Fallout Boy. ????

In conclusion, I'm going to start a petition to make them repeal the word "Blues" from their name. Nothing about that place is in the spirit of the blues. John Hurt, Robert J - they'd be rolling in their graves if they knew this is a supposed altar to their legacy. If you can't drink cheap whiskey, dance with your girl, and bring a knife (just in case) in the joint, then it ain't the blues.

Comments on "You can build a house, but that doesn't make it a home"

 

Blogger G Bara said ... (10:48 AM) : 

Plus why's it look like the Tinmans vagina?

 

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